Jumaat, Ogos 22, 2003

Welcoming Lissa to my blog...come, come, sit little girl aaa

I'm damn tired, damn sick, damn damn...


and damn missing you...

Semalam demam tiba2. Apsal ntah. Dah la pagi tadi ada exam (midterm je shamam, bukan final kayak loe) pening kepala aku semalam study gak. Hehh ada ke doktor yang aku jumpa tu ingat aku datang carik MC, direct aku sound "Saya nak ubat je, memang tak nak MC pun!" Jangan la salah sangka, tak pernah lagi tipu MC kalau tak nak datang exam. Ehh...tak pernah la tak datang amik exam. Gile aaa susah aa ponteng2 exam, ponteng kelas tu takpe, lumrah alam. Tak ponteng kelas tu tak rock aaa beb!

Malam ni FSU (festival seni uniten). Seumur idop aku kat uniten yg masuk final year ni, belum pernah aku pergi tengok. Ni lah first time nak gi. Everything mesti ada first time kan? Dah aku takde pape nak tulis. Lirik lagu pun takde yg sesuai sekarang dengan feel aku. ;p But anyway just wanna share this:

CORPORATE LESSON #1

A man is getting into the shower just as his
wife is finishing up her shower when the
doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing
over which one should go and answer the
doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When
she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next
door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you
$800 just to drop that towel that you have on".
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has
a close look at her for a few seconds, hands
over $800 and quietly leaves. Confused, but
excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps
back up in the towel and goes upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband
asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob
the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything
about the $800 he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit
information with your stakeholders to prevent
avoidable exposure!

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CORPORATE LESSON #2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the
side of the road, he stopped and offered her a
lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and
reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and
nearly had an accident. After controlling the
car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest
was flustered and apologised profusely. He
forced himself to remove his hand. However, he
was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand
slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again
the priest apologised."Sorry sister, but the
mind is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave
him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On
his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek; further up, you will
find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in
your job; or, you might miss great
opportunities!

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CORPORATE FINDING #3

Usually the junior executives and staff of the
company generally play football; the middle
level managers are more interested in tennis and
the top management usually has a preference for
Golf.

FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the
balls reduce in size.

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