Selasa, Januari 20, 2004

Forwarded by my fave aunt, Mak Naz:


Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these pro! blems, but to no avail.
What can I do?


Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command : "http:I
Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0
and Flowers 3.5, But remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring ! Loudly

Whatever you do, DO NOT install the Mother-in-law 1.0. It runs a virusin
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a gr! eat program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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