"kalo gua nyari pacar, gua nyari yg cocok tapi kalo ML gua cari yg mukanya napsuin"
Quoted from 'Jomblo' by Ad1ty4 Muly4
Malay translation: "Kalau aku cari kekasih, aku cari yang sesuai dengan aku tapi kalau untuk one-night stand, aku carik yang mukanya memberahikan"
Komen aku: typical lelaki sungguh.
A guy friend I know once said, "Kalau muka tu dah memang kurniaan Illahi, tak boleh nak ubah2. Tapi hati tu boleh cuba diubah, dibentuk, dilentur. So baik aku carik yang cantik walaupun hati dia buruk, then aku boleh didik dia"
Seriously that's what he said.
Komen aku: Kalau hati buruk, then kau tak mampu dah nak ubah...salah perempuan tu ke bila korang bertengkar, berpecah belah? Salah ke? She was just being the way she is...you chose her for what she is.
Tapi salah korang ke juga bila you are just being the way you are...which is, ermm...apa? Can somebody please give me a correct definition for this type of guy?
Another friend is another classic example of a typical guy. Saw a pic of his current gf, waaa waaa...seksi mama gitu. Maut. Bila aku tanya bila nak kawen, he answered "Bila dah jumpa calon." Aik? So minah seksi maut tuh? "Dia tak cukup ciri2 yang saya nak untuk seorang isteri". So apparently his family is the alim2 type also, so nak berbini kena lah yang tutup aurat la juga. Yeah Min, you know who I am talking about.
Komen aku: Amik aku je lah sebagai calon. muahahahaha
Seriously I am not writing this to you, someone. I was chatting with a friend of that i-have-a-gf-but-i-don't-wanna-marry-her-guy yesterday and getting more scoops on his love life. Which made me wondered. Apparently his gal is the try-to-catch-me type. Kalau merajuk je mesti lari-lari, as in...berlari la. Tak kira la tempat awam ke, tepi jalan ke...mesti nak lari. So the bf has to kejar. Aiyoo...Hindustan. Anyway word out is they are having troubles. He's so sad and all....for a girl he plans to dump to anyway, sooner of later. Ironic.
Please someone tell me why oh why he wants to keep up this charade? What's so wrong with being single? The girl is macam....errm, the one night stand? Just for fun? Hanya untuk suka2?
Apapun...he's a great guy...despite being typically male, I still love him tho'. As a friend, as a friend...kang disalah tafsir dah payah.
I received a conclusion from someone yesterday. Dude, thanks for telling me the truth. Should have known I can take the truth better than lies...right? Even when the truth hurts...the lies hurts more. Errm...but truly, aku tak rasa sedih pun. Maybe I have been expecting it. Ha ha...plus, nothing much changes.
And nothing else matters.