Khamis, Januari 22, 2009

The importance of being usefull

A friend suggested last nite, that the solution for most of my problems would be,


"nikahlah cepat!"

Right. Of course. Why didn't I think of that? *tepuk dahi*

Mungkinkah kerana saya tiada calon suami lagi? *duhhh!*

Important: Please note, that the problems I discussed with my friend has got nothing much to do with 'menikah'. Dia memang suka putar belit and relate everything back to that, for convenience sake, maybe? Dan dia memang annoying. Ho ho! (but I love you all the same, friend)

Which of course, lead to our discussion tentang ciri-ciri suami idaman, and we conclude, being usefull helps.

Seperti kata Yatt, ciri-ciri lelaki idaman nya 3, gemar bersukan, pandai panjat pokok, pandai bersilat. Ciri-ciri yang sangat usefull kan! Apalagi, it would be great to have a guy in the house to change the light bulb, tukar tayar kereta, cuci mobil, potong rumput, pay the bills...

Then we, my friend and I, discussed, what about, his usefullness in bed? Hahaha...sangatlah tidak membantu bila saya sering berkenalan dengan laki-laki yang lebih cenderung kepada kaum sejenis, which would render them completely and utterly useless in bed. Well, at least in mine. Kecuali sebagai tukang tukar cadar.

My friend then told me this story tentang sahabatnya, seorang gadis, yang berkahwin bukan atas dasar cinta, tapi kemudian jatuh cinta mati dengan suaminya selepas bulan madu yang indah. Wah. Being usefull in bed, totally helps. (ya iyalah!!!)

But I can't exactly advertise, ciri-ciri lelaki idaman saya, adalah seseorang yang usefull in bed, can I? Even if I can, how do I determine their usefullness? Do I go around with a bunch of juries and perform auditions, like American Idol? (Kebayang gak sih, audisi nya gimana?? Omg!) Do I get them to send in their CVs dan gambar berukuran passport? (Wah wah, demand! hahahah. Photo of what? *blur*)

Bang Senak, tolong! I'm confused! And Bang Senak, take ur time. Altho May is looming near, my problems tiada kena mengena dengan uncontrollable sexual urges yang meningkat selari dengan usia. hahaha...(aneh sunggoh bunyinya!)
Oh, kecuali bila saya tengok foto Nicolas Saputra dalam entry sebelum ini. Itu ada masalah sedikit kerana dia sangat Yum YUm!

Jadi teringat pesan orang-orang tua. Jadilah insan yang berguna. Berguna macam mana? Lu pikirlah sendiri!

p/s: bolehkah saya jadi isteri yang berguna? hmmmm...hahaha

4 ulasan:

brad berkata...

Photo berukuran passport is useful. Terutama foto jempol kakinya..

shamamia berkata...

berguna in beds.

yatt berkata...

i thought 'usefulness in bed' is an unspoken criteria?

takkan nak kawen takat pandang2 jeling2 ke kan?

ops!

f a r i n a berkata...

unspoken, but most important!

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