Selasa, Julai 07, 2009

Quotable Quotes

  1. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

  2. Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.

  3. Money is a good servant, but a bad master.

  4. People in glass houses should always wear clothes.

  5. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

  6. Never clean your room while your plane ticket is in it.

  7. Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

  8. Only dead fish go with the flow.

  9. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

  10. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

  11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

  12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

  13. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

  14. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

  15. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

  16. No matter where you are, thats where your at.

  17. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

  18. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.

  19. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

  20. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

  21. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  22. Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your nose.

  23. Common Sense is very Uncommon.

  24. When the pupil is ready, the teacher will come.

  25. He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

  26. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first.

  27. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those that know better.

  28. We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened.

  29. Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.

  30. Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man heathy but socially dead.

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